Ringo Starr – Postcards From Paradise

This review was published in the May 2015 issue of Classic Rock magazine, no. 209.

Like slipping on an old pair of shoes, Ringo returns with his first new album in 3 years.

Calling on his all-star band, Ringo’s 18th solo album treads a well-worn path. The opening track, Rory and the Hurricanes, is an autobiographical reminiscence of his pre-Beatles band, whilst Bridges harks back to a later period of sitar – laden psychedelia.

The album features some stellar musicians, but it’s a shame that they didn’t have more memorable material to work with, as the rest of the album drifts along as mid-tempo AOR with no particular standout tracks. A rather predictable record – if you like Ringo, it’s what you’d hope for, if not, then this album won’t convince you otherwise.

5/10

Toto – XIV

This review was published in the April 2015 issue of Classic Rock magazine, no. 201.

They’re back with more of the same, fourteenth time round.

Toto invariably exemplify professionalism, and XIV maintains the tradition. Harmonies are tight, production slick. Running Out Of Time‘s energetic opening anticipates a developing melodic structure comfortingly reminiscent of their earlier work. It’s great to hear Joe Williams – the singxiver most identified with the band through their various incarnations – back on vocals. So far, so predictable. However, the mellow 21st Century Blues adds a jazzier edge that sweeps through its chorus, making it hard to believe that it doesn’t belong on Donald Fagen’s The Nightfly, due to its interjections of smooth harmonies, synth and unadulterated funk. Just as 1986’s Fahrenheit had I’ll Be Over You, XIV has The Little Things – a perfectly positioned, engagingly melodic, relaxing ballad to effortlessly delight the AOR mainstream. Chinatown is the track which smacks most of the band’s 80s work – with vocals switching between Lukather and Williams, the prominent piano interludes and the recognisable Toto harmonies, it’s a lost track from The Seventh One. The album is drawn to a close by Great Expectations, a surprising number; somehow combining a folk sound with distorted AOR, it should sound wrong, but somehow sounds right. Probably because it’s executed by several top quality session musicians. No problem there.

Toto have always showcased world class drumming (Jeff Porcaro, Simon Phillips) and in Keith Carlock they’ve secured the services of yet another well-seasoned session veteran. Despite a style less distinctive than that of Porcaro, Carlock brings the groove to XIV, particularly in Holy War and Orphan – challenge yourself not to tap your foot. Carlock is an adequate addition to the band’s back catalogue of drummers. Not surprising considering a percussive CV that includes Diana Ross, Steely Dan and Paula Abdul. Lukather still remains at the forefront of most of the tracks; producing an intrinsic infusion of distorted charm over the combination of blues and rock, his playing is just as recognisable as always. The pillars of Toto lie in Paich and Porcaro. As long serving Toto members and providing backing vocals and synth sound which has given the band their most recognisable sound, the two keyboard gurus tie the band’s new album together. However, it’s the distinctive vocals and production sheen of XIV that ultimately serves to reinforce the impression that Toto remains a by-word for quality, musicianship and pizazz.

Led Zeppelin Vs Queen

Once again, my youth is a hindrance when assessing the bands that I like. However, from what I know, it’s difficult to imagine 1970s music without Led Zeppelin in the frame. I went through my own Zeppelin phase, and also wondered what everyone else must have thought around 1975 – was there a better band around? Were there, in fact, any other bands around apart from Led Zeppelin? Was there a better guitarist around than Jimmy Page? The answer to ll three of these questions is yes, of course, especially to the last. The answer comes mostly in the form of two words – Brian May.

Jimmy Page has co-written some great songs. Whole Lotta Love – great. Rock N’ Roll – great. Stairway – overplayed, plagarised, but still great. However, on a technical level, there are so many better guitarists (I’ll try and make my point clear over the indignant shouting of every 12 year-old guitarist currently attempting Stairway to Heaven in every guitar shop across the country).

On that note, let’s talk about Brian May. Style, attention to detail and tone are his main forte. May writes and performs each song with the utmost precision – you only have to listen to the solo in Killer Queen and you’d see what I mean. It’s neat and tidy, but turns this set of seemingly uninteresting qualities for a guitar solo into an unmistakable and incredibly stylish formula. A classic player needs a classic amp, and the tone of May’s Vox AC30 reflects his playing – clean but also incredibly powerful. I saw the band with Adam Lambert in January and I can safely say that if I heard Jimmy Page’s guitar tone, I wouldn’t think much of it, whereas May’s is unmistakably his. Plus, the hair

The songs. Despite the huge success of Led Zeppelin, it would be easier to name a greater number of Queen’s songs initially. Why? Maybe due to the influence of Freddie Mercury as a performer, maybe the fact that their vocals of were so unique in their arrangement – the layering of harmonies which created a wall of operatic singing gives the band it’s recognizable sound. From a technical point of view, Queen were more on point than Led Zeppelin – they sound much sharper and much more distinct. Furthermore, John Deacon and John Paul Jones have both been remarkably underappreciated in this area – both are magnificent bassists, but their talents as songwriters cannot go unnoticed; Deacon as the author of some of Queen’s greatest songs – The Show Must Go On, You’re My Best Friend and I Want To Break Free, and Jones being behind Black Dog and Trampled Underfoot, among others.

That’s not to say at all that Led Zeppelin don’t sound good. They do, simply in the opposite way. Almost all of the material by Queen is meticulously detailed in composition and execution, but Led Zeppelin are much, much more prone to improvisation (Jimmy Page recorded the solo in Rock N’Roll in a corridor as improv). Zeppelin sound grittier, rougher and dirtier than Queen.  However, it wouldn’t be fair to compare Dazed and Confused with Bohemian Rhapsody, or Kashmir with Inneundo. Led Zeppelin represents the 70’s as being the decade which said goodbye to flower power and instead smacked you across the face with a steaming pile of filthy, felonious, good old fashioned Rock N’ Roll. Queen, on the other hand, exploded after 1975 and were hailed as being a powerhouse of quality and dynamism, particularly in terms of vocals. Which brings us onto the next element to consider: frontmen.

The fact that Led Zeppelin just exudes sexual magnetism is mainly down to the lyrics by Plant which do nothing but fertilize ideas about sex (I shan’t go into detail about lemons). Whilst it is an undisputed fact that Freddie Mercury is simply outstanding as a musician but also in vocal performance and stage presence, how good is Robert Plant in comparison? His raspy, screaming vocals are a staple of every Led Zep track, and I can’t lie, they’re still very effective. However, the early 1970’s were the height of the band’s success. I.e, not the time at which Queen were also at the height of theirs, but were just beginning. Therefore, it isn’t necessarily fair to pit Plant and Mercury against each other, as they were both at the top of their game at different times in music history. Although, if we were to pit them against each other, it would be very, very difficult to choose a better frontman. Robert Plant has a raw, sexually-charged delivery, whilst Freddie Mercury is outright mind blowing. Take The Show Must Go On, for example; the sheer amount of power in Mercury’s voice sends chills down my spine whenever I hear it, and I’m sure I’m not the only one.

Led Zeppelin are an amazing band. Queen are an amazing band. It wouldn’t be right to try and decide which one is better – there are too many aspects to consider. Both influenced the members of Def Leppard among many other bands of that era, and continue to be cited as influences to artists today. I think that if a band can do that, then both are equally successful – Led Zeppelin and Queen have both left legacies which will be ingrained in rock history forever, and that is the true measure of success for them.

Hysteria

My love for/minor obsession with Def Leppard began with a fuzzy clip from In The Round In Your Face, 1988, on a dusty VCR tape from the Cupboard of Forgotten Music Programmes. And so began my second love affair with classic rock. Where do I start with Hysteria? I can’t find one bad song on the record (not even Run Riot).

Let’s start with the most obvious one; Pour Some Sugar on Me could not have more testosterone in it if it tried. The distorted riff explodes in a fit of “I am man, I have loud guitar, listen to THIS.” This is helped along by the Man Grunt which furnishes the first verse. This track was made for stadiums.  It’s punchy and confident. The backing vocals are deep and rough, creating the gritty sex appeal which enticed Floridian strippers in the late 80s and cemented it as probably one of the catchiest songs ever. As well as this, it sounds hilarious sped up.

Love Bites manages to prove the strength behind softness and emotion. I hadn’t heard lyrics like those before in any other song I’d ever listened to. It’s so blatantly sexual but interweaves the emotion which often goes hand in hand with intimacy. The power of wanting to touch somebody you know you can’t brilliantly highlights the power of sexuality in love and captures the emotion behind the lust. It’s an incredibly mature approach to a love song. It sounds real, raw and emotional. This also comes through in the music – the long chords, slow tempo and minor key stretch out the deep sensuality of the track. The constant vibrato in the chorus played by Phil Collen is actually both him and Steve Clark playing, as it was too difficult for one person. The technique worked well to produce a unique, powerful resonance and a hauntingly beautiful song.

Armageddon It has possibly the happiest chorus ever. It’s another of those songs that evokes a sense of euphoria, stemming from the harmonies and chord progression. The verses are studded with punchy guitar parts, giving way to a pre-chorus which builds and explodes in enough harmonized happiness to envelop even the most miserable of souls.

Think yDef+Leppard_Hysteriaou might lose interest halfway through the B Side? Nope, you get smacked across with face with Run Riot and Don’t Shoot Shotgun, the most energetic fillers I think I’ve ever heard on a record. The electricity of Run Riot is utterly contagious, whilst Don’t Shoot Shotgun is less energetic but more melodic, but both make you feel equally exhausted after only listening. That doesn’t matter because you then have the calming serenity of the title track itself.

I’m beginning to sound like a broken record (geddit) but Hysteria is an exquisite song, and one of my favourites on the album. The moment the first bar of the riff starts, it’s impossible not to melt into a delirious puddle of relaxation. It’s something in the riff, the chord progression, the resonance – it’s so difficult not to fall in love with this song when it’s a song about falling in love. Not just falling in love, going mad with love. “Dream me off my feet” is the line which, for me, perfectly captures the feeling of dancing through the feeling of loving somebody.

I’ve mentioned nearly every track on the album, but Gods of War has always felt slightly separate from the rest of the songs. This album really has it all – strip club vs heartbreak, the restless impatience of youth and nuclear war! Gods of War is certainly topical for the period during which it was written, containing audios of ‘Maggie Thatcher, milk snatcher’ and the sounds of machine gun fire and falling bombs. Nearly a whole minute of anticipation before that bass kicks in, followed by one of the best riffs I reckon Steve Clark ever wrote. The riff is one of the standout elements of the song for me; I mentioned before about that feeling of euphoria, and this guitar riff has it in spades. The song carries this feeling right through to the last chorus and the delicious Photograph-esque descending scale sung by Mr Elliott. It’s genuinely hard to quantify the sheer wall of power that is this song. It’s the perfect balance of meaning and melody.

Hysteria is an incredible, incredible album. It’s well produced, well written and worth the four-year hellfest that was its’ creation. Try to find somebody who doesn’t like even one song on the record –  bet you a tenner you won’t find anyone.

Rolling Stones – Hyde Park, 6th July 2013

Still not over the high from Bon Jovi the previous night, I was excited to see out the weekend back at Hyde Park with the Stones. 

A personal favourite, mainly due to Ronnie Wood’s facial expression. July 2013.

Walking around BST is always a great experience. Everyone is always relaxed and happy, and on this occasion, drunk enough to take part in the Brazilian carnival which wove its way past the DJs and funfair rides.

The evening came and the crowd started to assemble. On strolled the Stones and, once settled, exploded into Start Me Up. All the hits followed – Paint It Black, Honky Tonk Women, Brown Sugar. Mick Taylor joined the band for Midnight Rambler, among others. The band still sound really tight, and it almost made you forget the bitterness at not being able to attend the free version of this exact experience in 1965.

The Stones don’t have anything left to prove. Jagger went to introduce everyone, only to see that they’d all disappeared – eventually, he located the others and had to pull Ronnie out from behind the amps because he and Keith had gone to have a smoke. The camaraderie seemed very much alive, and the finale was accompanied by a massive confetti explosion, a piece of which I’ve still got as a souvenir.  

 

Toto – Stop Loving You

I only recently got properly into Toto – I’d grown up listening to Rosanna and Africa, but I wasn’t aware of many other songs of theirs. It wasn’t until I heard Africa properly that I went away and found more of their songs. Suffice to say, I’m glad I did. I found many songs by them that I adored, but Stop Loving You stood out the most. Primarily because of the melody, the sheer euphoria I feel whenever I hear it, and the vocals..

 Joseph Williams’ voice is exceptional – I loved his singing even before I found out that he voiced adult Simba in Hakuna Matata, a fact that increased my general happiness by approximately 78%. Lyrically, I’ve always been caught between wondering if Stop Loving You is sweet or vaguely obsessive, (“I won’t stop till I’m through loving you”) but even if it does ere on the creepier side, Williams, unlike Sting, manages to make an obsessive song sound happy and not like he’s looking through your window with a telescope. This is probably my favourite Williams song, tied with Pamela, possibly the snazziest take on a guilt trip I’ve ever heard (“don’t break this heart of mine, it may not heal this time”).

As well as the main vototoslycals being clean and precise on this record, another element to note is those legendary Toto harmonies, also exhibited on tracks from Africa to I’ll Be Over You to Dying On My Feet. The combination of Lukather, Paich and Porcaro result in a unique sound which has become part of the Toto trademark. These harmonies are present on Stop Loving You, combined effortlessly with an irresistible melody which in turn produces a beautifully intrinsic wall of vocal loveliness.

Perhaps the fact that each member was a well-respected session musician means that there is no shortage of songwriting talent in Toto; they’re one of those bands at whom I’m amazed at their unending originality, which is helped of course by the instrumentation. Steve Lukather’s distortion amp is a perfect contrast to the soft keyboard sounds created by Paich. The synthesizers manage to give the tune an overarching tone of happiness and jollity, despite the message of the lyrics being one of frustration. All of this is tied together by the unique and world-class drumming of Jeff Porcaro, resulting in a stellar level of timeless music.

Stop Loving You is an amazing song, which can be played over and over, and yet one can still find something new within it. There really is little I can find that’s wrong with this song. Aside from anything else, Joe Williams’ mullet in the music video is just magnificent.

Bon Jovi – Hyde Park, 5th July 2013

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JBJ, July 2013

I was once watching a random music channel with my brother, and Bon Jovi’s You Give Love a Bad Name came on. We sat watching the video, and my brother said “those videos just look like they were so much fun to make”. I was half listening to what he was saying and half transfixed by Jon Bon Jovi. Once I’d watched that video, I went away and researched the band and managed to find a video online made up of 5-second clips from every song recorded by Bon Jovi to the present day. I played that video every day religiously, learnt the order of those songs and wrote down the name of the ones I liked the most and thus began my obsession, quite literally overnight. I listened to little else for months, and one day, my dad asked me “what is it about that band in particular? What brought on this sudden overnight obsession?” – the answer lay somewhere in the combination of live videos, hooks and the hair.

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JBJ, July 2013

Fast forward a year or two, and they’re still easily my favourite band (this is before I properly discovered Def Leppard – but more on that later), so when I heard that they were doing a world tour, I got a little bit excited. However, my hopes were crushed when there was no mention of a London date. For months, nothing. Just as I lost hope, Jon Bon Jovi appeared on TV stating that the band was to play the British Summer Time Festival in Hyde Park in the summer.

I managed to swing the afternoon off school to go to London early and get a good place. The atmosphere around Hyde Park was amazing – roasting day, and I nearly got heatstroke standing in the same spot for three hours, but I wasn’t losing pole position by the barrier. Then, the last opening act finished, and the long wait was over. David Bryan and Tico Torres appeared, followed by Richie Sambora. Then, finally, finally, on walked Jon Bon Jovi, in a bright red vest and holding an acoustic guitar. They opened with You Give Love a Bad Name and my life was complete. They went on to perform practically every song that they’d ever written post-Slippery, as well as performing tracks from their latest album, What About NowBad MedicineRaise Your Hands, It’s My Life all preceded the encore, which everyone was waiting for. The lights went down, and there was a single spotlight. “We’ve got to hold on, to what we’ve got..doesn’t make a difference if we make it or not….” and the whole of Hyde Park went mad. There is nothing like being in a crowd of thousands of people screaming the chorus to Livin’ On a Prayer

Sometimes even now, I’ll listen to a Bon Jovi song and reflexively expect to hear another one, and I’ve since realised that it’s because I can still recite the order of the songs in that video.